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The Attack of the Evil Chickens and Monkeys

cbolivar — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:54:50 +0000

It was a peaceful, cool night for a nice walk in the middle of New York City. All the lights were on, flashing in their colorful patterns. Everything was going great for me, until a swarm of evil chickens and monkeys came at me from the darkness. They swept me into a dark alley so that I was cornered. Luckily I had my brand new pair of nunchucks with me, and this looked like the perfect time to use them. Unfortunately I’ve never used nunchucks before, so I accidentally smashed myself in the forehead and threw myself off my feet onto my back while trying to look cool, thus almost knocking me out unconscious. When I got up I miraculously found an emergency ladder to my side to escape. So I climbed it all the way up to the top, knowing that the evil chickens can’t get me anymore. While I was wondering why those animals attacked me, I forgot about the evil monkeys, and they managed to climb to the top. I thought I was a goner, until Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles showed up to help me out. Then there was a very long intense battle. After the evil monkeys retreated, we went back to see if the evil chickens were still there. When we got back, we saw that all the evil chickens combined to form taller, more skilled evil chickens, almost like the exact one from Family Guy, except there was 7 of them. So that means everyone got to take on their own chicken, including me. A second battle has begun. Everyone was having no trouble taking down their chicken, except for me. I unfortunately got knocked out. But just before I lost consciousness, I barely saw Spiderman throw a punch at the chicken I was beat up from. When I woke up, I was at my apartment, with Jackie, Bruce, the TMNTs and Spiderman at my side. They managed to take care of the evil chickens. I thanked all of them for saving my life. I then asked them if they wanted to stay over my place to eat Chinese food and watch the Rush Hour movies and other movies tonight. They all agreed, and Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee signed my shoes!!

The End

10 Things that Make Me Laugh

cbolivar — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:31:37 +0000

Any random thought- sometimes when I’m bored, a random thought that I haven’t thought of in a while, most of the time an old 90s TV show, will make me laugh because I haven’t seen that show in years.
Funny Youtube videos- every time I go to a “family gathering” I would be with my cousins and one of them would always have at least 10 new Youtube videos he found to show everyone and they always make us laugh.
Cousins- every time we see each other, my older cousins always seem to have so many interesting and funny stories to share with everyone. They have the natural ability to turn any boring story into something interesting.
Family Guy- because it’s a good TV show.
Happy Tree Friends- although it may sound like a children’s TV show to those who have never heard of the Happy Tree Friends, it’s actually for kids my age due to its “violence”.
My friend from my old school Joe- every time we meet he always has something funny to say about anything and everything.
failblog.org- although I watch most of their videos through Youtube, it’s still funny and somewhat mean to see many people’s “fails” in my opinion.
Robot Chicken- although their episodes are only about 15 minutes long and shows late at night, it’s still funny to see animated dolls doing funny things.
Rush Hour trilogy- I watched those movies so many times and I still laugh. Chris Tucker is hilarious.
Cartman from South Park saying “Respect my Authoritah”- almost every time I see that I laugh.

I thought it would be cool to try to post a Youtube link here.

Facebook Population = USA Population?

cbolivar — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:01:04 +0000

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announces last Tuesday night around 7 PM EST the number of Facebook users has reached 300 million, which is pretty close to the US population, which is about 307 million. Plus, for the first time, Facebook is actually making a profit. Even though it took five years to make it to 250 million last July, it took only two months to get the other 50 million. To my surprise, only 30% of Facebook users are from the US. Even the older generation is starting to get Facebooks recently. Since Facebook is now making a profit, online advertising is open, as well as for other websites to put their advertisements on Facebook.

As intriguing as the above paragraph may state, that was not the main reason why I chose this article. This article caught my attention because now even more people have the chance to find you online. Plus, we just had a discussion about how easily people can find you and/or your username online. If I recall correctly, Mrs. Fagan said she had around 800 views on her blog recently, the most she has ever had. Who knows what kind of people saw it. And a final note to all Facebook users: imagine over 300 million users having the ability to search you, click on your name and to click on your friend list to find even more profiles to see. I find that creepy, don’t you?